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By J. Oliver Hastings

It is 3:47 AM. The room is lit only by the pale blue glow of a television screen. On it, a former chemistry teacher turned meth lord is sharing a quiet, devastating moment with his wife. You have watched this scene before. You know exactly how it ends. Yet, you cannot look away. Your thumb hovers over the remote, but instead of pressing “Sleep,” it taps the touchpad to confirm: Play Next Episode. ZZSeries.23.04.18.Day.Of.Debauchery.Part.4.XXX....

“The algorithm shows that viewers drop off at the 47-minute mark if there isn’t a plot twist. Can you move the twist from page 60 to page 52?” “Data suggests that episodes with runtimes between 38 and 42 minutes have the highest completion rate. Your episode is 47 minutes. Cut the silence.” On it, a former chemistry teacher turned meth