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The hamster, currently rolling in its ball near the meatball sub, squeaked.

And that, my friends, is Hollywood.

“He’s already moving to Stage two: Anger,” she noted. weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch

“The producer will see you now.”

The nun squinted at me. “His aura says ‘desperate but hygienic.’ I’ll allow it.” The hamster, currently rolling in its ball near