Greebo — University Days- -s1- Ep.11- By

You wanna go steal the dean’s parking cone again?

Silence.

LEO stands in front of a corkboard covered in flyers. He’s taping up a neon-green sheet that reads:

Hendrie sets his mug down on the vending machine. The machine hums angrily.

Is that real?

You definitely need sleep.

He turns and walks back toward the boiler room. The door closes behind him with a soft, final click .

(whispering to Leo) I think he’s having a crisis.

That’s deep for 11 a.m.

(nodding slowly) Yeah.

I don’t know anymore. I don’t know what anything is.

Behind them, the vending machine spits out another bag of chips.

So you’re… investigating yourself?

Someone has to. The administration won’t return my calls.

Mr. Park. Your flyer violates student union policy 47-B: “No notices shall imply self-awareness.”