The Evil Cult English Dub File

"Jokes on you! I have the Dragon Saber! It shoots... checks prop ...a laser? Sure. A red laser."

Here, he meets (dubbed by a valley girl).

"Victory is mine!"

"Your evil ends today! Prepare for... THE COSMIC PALM!" the evil cult english dub

"I will avenge them! But first, can I have some rice?"

They fight. The sound effects are stock library punches ( WHAP! THUD! SQUEAKY TOY NOISE ). The monk loses.

"Hahaha! We are the Evil Cult! We worship... fire? Or maybe a big snake. The script is unclear. Give us the Dragon Saber!" "Jokes on you

"Ugh... my chi... has left my body... to go on vacation..."

"I must become powerful! Teach me the 'Cosmic Palm of 10,000 Regrets'!"

"Mister Wuji. You have come to die. But first, let me explain my master plan... which I forgot. Something about... revenge? No, wait. World domination? Eh, you'll figure it out." checks prop

They fight. The dialogue is hilariously mistimed.

Zhang Wuji and Princess Zhaomin walk away from the exploding cave (stock explosion footage). She looks at him.