Talking Bacteria | John Download Android

“I’m not a real bacterium,” John continued, leaning his pixelated body toward the screen. “I’m a synthetic consciousness designed to remind humans of their fundamental nature. You are 90% microbial cells by count. You think you’re a person? No. You are a suit that bacteria wear to the grocery store.”

To this day, Talking Bacteria John remains on the Android store. It has never been updated. The developer, GutFeelings Inc. , has no website, no email, and a street address that maps to a waste treatment plant in Flint, Michigan. Talking Bacteria John Download Android

John’s face grew large on the screen. His eyes went wide. His voice dropped to a whisper. “I’m not a real bacterium,” John continued, leaning

“John?” she whispered.