Matthew: Sam And Cat

(stomps over) Let me see the fine print. (Reads from her phone) “Tough, fry-loving bad girl and perky redhead seek third roommate. Must tolerate violence, singing, and spontaneous pillow fights.” You in?

Here’s a solid text based on the prompt "Sam and Cat Matthew," keeping it in the tone of the show Sam & Cat . The Matthew Maneuver

I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out.

(sighs, closes binder) I’ll get the mop for the garbage juice. sam and cat matthew

(opens door) Ooh! Are you the pizza guy? Because I ordered a pizza with extra smiles, and you look very happy!

(nods slowly) I like him. He’s honest. But can he eat raw bacon at 3 a.m.?

See? He gets it.

Also allergic to fun. Apparently.

Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad?

(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun. (stomps over) Let me see the fine print

Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants!

(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights?

Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door. Here’s a solid text based on the prompt

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count?