-new- Be A Silly Seal Script -pastebin 2025- - ... Apr 2026

SFX: Waves lapping, distant seagulls.

(If B) "Oh my god, it took my sandwich!" SEAL: aggressive happy flipper slaps -NEW- Be a Silly Seal Script -PASTEBIN 2025- - ...

It looks like you’re sharing a draft title or note for a project: Here’s a draft of the content based on that title, assuming it’s for a fun, whimsical script (maybe for a game, animation, or online interactive story): Title: Be a Silly Seal (Pastebin 2025 Edition) SFX: Waves lapping, distant seagulls

A fisherman drops a bucket of herring.

You are a seal. A silly one. NARRATOR: Not the kind that balances balls at aquariums. NARRATOR: The kind that honks at clouds and flops sideways for no reason. SFX: Waves lapping