Between 3:00 AM and 3:15 AM nightly, distinct footsteps traverse their hallway. When the author knocked during this phenomenon, the footsteps stopped. When he returned to his own apartment, they resumed. This is consistent with the "Schrödinger’s Neighbour" paradox: they exist only when unobserved.
No moving truck was ever observed. Furniture simply appeared in their window overnight, arranged in impossible geometries (e.g., a sofa balanced on a single armrest against the ceiling).
Existing literature on hauntings focuses on castles, graveyards, and cursed heirlooms. There is a significant gap regarding rental properties with double-glazed windows. Smith (2021) posits that ghosts avoid HOA meetings, but this study suggests they may simply be attending them invisibly.
The evidence strongly supports the hypothesis: my neighbours are phantoms. Future research should focus on whether they are friendly phantoms (likely to borrow a cup of ectoplasm) or malevolent phantoms (likely to rearrange my cutlery drawer at midnight). Until then, the author recommends heavy curtains and a white-noise machine tuned to Gregorian chants.
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