Mr Bean Holiday Script -

Ticket inspector: “Your ticket, sir.” Bean pats his pockets, pulls out a string of garlic, a rubber chicken, then finally the ticket. The machine rejects it – Bean shoves it in upside down.

He can’t understand French announcements: “Ce train va à Cannes.” Bean nods. Then: “Ce train ne va pas à Cannes.” Bean doesn’t notice. Mr Bean Holiday Script

She invites them to lunch. Bean mimics everything she does: drinks wine, eats mussels, even scratches his nose at the same time. Sabine has to attend a screening of her art-house film. Bean and Stepan watch too. The film is slow, black-and-white, with no dialogue. Bean gets bored. Ticket inspector: “Your ticket, sir

The full shooting script runs about 110 pages, so I’ve summarized the main acts. Written by Robin Driscoll & Simon McBurney (story by Rowan Atkinson) OPENING – LONDON (EXT/INT – MORNING) Rainy street. Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) in his Mini Cooper, washing the windscreen with a toothbrush. He stops at a charity collection – instead of money, he tosses in a half-eaten lollipop. Then: “Ce train ne va pas à Cannes

The real director faints. Bean, Stepan, and Sabine race to Cannes. Bean wants to catch Emil before he screens his film (which is just the video of Emil crying “I love you, my son!” – which Bean accidentally recorded instead of Emil’s actual movie).

: Bean dancing to “La Mer” by Charles Trenet with Sabine, Stepan, and the entire cast. Would you like the full original shooting script (PDF format) or a specific scene’s exact dialogue?

Bean accidentally presses “record” on his video camera, capturing everything, including Emil shouting: “Stepan! I love you! You are my son!” (This will be key later.) Bean boards the wrong train again – the same carriage as Stepan, who is traveling alone to Cannes (his father to follow). Bean tries to buy a sandwich using toy money from a Monopoly game.