Misadventures Megaboob Manor [PREMIUM • Edition]

Wait! The curse amplifies insecurity . What if we… don’t fight it? What if we accept the thing we’re ashamed of?

The interior is absurd: every archway is unnaturally rounded, every door handle is a brass sphere, and the chandelier is a series of glowing orbs. Portraits on the walls show ancestors with increasingly improbable proportions.

Horror-Comedy / Supernatural Farce (Rated R for cartoonish nudity, slapstick violence, and innuendo) misadventures megaboob manor

The Baroness will see you now. Do not stare at the furniture. It reacts.

So… about my fee?

The alchemist laughs maniacally as he’s thrown into a pit. He raises a skeletal hand and screams:

The curse is strongest in there. No one has entered in 50 years. Good luck. What if we accept the thing we’re ashamed of

She gestures to a locked door with a brass plaque:

The group stands outside. The Baroness emerges from a hidden bunker, her exoskeleton removed. She stands straight for the first time in decades. Horror-Comedy / Supernatural Farce (Rated R for cartoonish

A bumbling, cash-strapped historian is hired to authenticate the antiques of a reclusive, eccentric widow at a remote Gothic manor, only to discover that the house’s bizarre, curvaceous architecture is a living curse that amplifies the physical features—and the raging libidos—of everyone inside, leading to a night of supernatural slapstick and absurdly dangerous physics.