Loossers Foursome 2024-05-28 08-10-09 - 122-21 Min Review

The round lasted 122 minutes and 21 seconds. That was their true victory. Not the score—which was astronomical, something involving a nine on a par-three and a lost ball found in a squirrel’s nest—but the time. They were the fastest foursome on the course. Not because they were good, but because they had perfected the art of the . No practice swings. No long reads on putts. Just a brisk, heads-down march to wherever their ball had last been seen, followed by a quick hack and another march.

They didn’t cheer. They just stood there, four losers in the morning light, watching a ball that had no business going in finally, mercifully, fall. loossers foursome 2024-05-28 08-10-09 - 122-21 Min

The round was over. 122 minutes and 21 seconds of glorious, unspectacular failure. The round lasted 122 minutes and 21 seconds

“No,” said Leo, squinting into the rising sun. “We finish. We always finish.” They were the fastest foursome on the course