(Without looking up) "Sheldon, if that’s another ant farm, I swear I’m calling the building’s pest control myself."
(To Leonard) "You know, for a genius, he’s an idiot."
"It also opens beer bottles. And it has a laser. A very small, mostly decorative laser." La Teoria del Big Bang 9x7
(Slumps into his spot, muttering) "The betrayal of the scientific method. This is why we can’t have nice things. Or immortality."
Sheldon looks up, almost touched, then ruins it by saying: "I’m not an idiot. I’m an unappreciated visionary . There’s a difference. It’s in the dictionary. Look it up." (Without looking up) "Sheldon, if that’s another ant
This episode would air with a special guest appearance by Neil deGrasse Tyson as the voice of Sheldon’s internal monologue during the centrifuge scene, who simply says, "Don't do this, Sheldon," over and over.
"You’re sleeping on the couch. The robot can keep you company." This is why we can’t have nice things
(Defeated but defiant) "Fine. The tardigrade protocol requires refinement. But the theory stands. Leonard is just... a poor specimen."