Kissasean.sh Page

The script uses who , grep , cut , write , and date —standard tools from 1970s Bell Labs. No dependencies. No containers. Just a kiss, a log, and a little mystery. “I installed it on our production jump box as a joke,” says one Reddit user, “and now there’s a cron job running it every Friday at 4:59 PM. Sean from accounting has no idea why he keeps getting kissed right before the weekend.” To be clear: kissasean.sh is not malicious, but it is mischievous. Sending unsolicited terminal messages to another user ( write $SEAN ) is borderline workplace chaos. Some IT departments have banned it. Others have integrated it into onboarding.

One startup in Portland reportedly uses a modified version called kissadeploy.sh , which blows a kiss to the last person who broke the build. You won’t find it in apt or brew . That’s part of the charm. It lives in Gists, Pastebins, and the occasional forgotten dotfiles repo. To install: kissasean.sh

By: The Terminal Chronicles Date: April 1, 2026 (speculative feature) The script uses who , grep , cut