コンテンツにスキップ
大乱闘スマッシュブラザーズWikiで記事を編集するにはアカウントの作成ログインが必要です。編集方法や方針などについては、大乱闘スマッシュブラザーズWiki:編集ガイドライン‎をご覧ください。

Killing Joke In Dub Rewind Vol 2 -

“Commissioner! I’ll make this simple. Why do we have rules? Why do we press clean vinyl in a world full of scratches?”

Then—a single, soft laugh. Delayed. Reverberating. Forever.

“I’ve heard your joke. It’s old. It’s tired. And it’s not funny.”

Here’s a short story set in the world of Dub Rewind Vol. 2 , reimagining the dark themes of The Killing Joke through a reggae/dub lens. The Laugh Behind the Bass killing joke in dub rewind vol 2

He sends Gordon a single record. On the A-side: Barbara’s heartbeat, slowed to 33 RPM, then warped into a hollow chuckle. On the B-side: an invitation. “Come to the abandoned Amusement Mile. One question. Answer it right, and you get her back. Answer wrong… and you’ll finally hear the punchline.”

In the neon-drenched, sound-system underworld of Dub Rewind Vol. 2, a broken comedian turned cyber-prophet known only as "The Jester" tries to prove that one bad echo can shatter anyone's rhythm—by targeting the city's most incorruptible selector, Commissioner Gordon.

So he orchestrates the ultimate remix. He kidnaps Gordon’s daughter, Barbara—a gifted dubplate cutter who repairs broken frequencies with her bare hands. He doesn’t kill her. Worse. He runs her through his “Joke Box”: a modified reverb tank that plays her own screams back at her in infinite, degrading loops until she’s no longer sure if she’s the artist or the sample. “Commissioner

But Gordon doesn’t laugh. He removes his headphones and walks forward.

His target: Commissioner Gordon, the stoic heart of the city’s dwindling lawful sound system. Gordon runs the “Clean Press,” a safe haven where original reggae 45s play uncut, uncorrupted. The Jester believes that everyone is just one bad echo away from laughing at the void.

The rain over Sector 7 never falls straight. It drips in half-step delays, like a damaged dub plate skipping on a turntable. That’s where The Jester made his name—first as a stand-up on the holographic comedy circuit, then as a ghost in the frequencies. One bad night, a chemical spill from a corrupt sound-system refinery ate his smile and replaced it with a rictus scar. Now, he broadcasts his sermons from a stolen pirate radio tower: “Why so serious, rude boys? One drop of pain, and every bassline becomes a punchline.” Why do we press clean vinyl in a world full of scratches

“You think silence wins? Silence is just the space between drops. And I’ve got one more verse to ruin.”

Dub Rewind Vol. 2 is the mixtape of his madness. On it, he’s spliced together the city’s screams—car crashes, crying children, breaking glass—into a syncopated beat. The track “Killing Joke” is the centerpiece: a low-frequency oscillation that triggers latent psychosis in anyone who hears it.

He pulls the master power cord from the carnival’s breaker box. The music dies. The lights go out. In the sudden quiet, Gordon’s voice is the only frequency left.