Keeping Up With The Kardashians - Season 13 [UPDATED]

One week later. A sunny morning. The family is gathered around the pool. Kim holds her phone aloft.

The opening shot was a crystal chandelier reflecting off a marble counter. Kourtney, unimpressed, scrolled through her phone while Scott, ever the court jester, tried to feed her a vegan marshmallow.

Kim gasped. “You traitor.”

Everyone stared at her.

“Mom, she’s not answering,” Kim whined. Keeping Up With the Kardashians - Season 13

Kendall, who had been trying to look like a supermodel ignoring a peasant, leaned in. “I thought we canceled that. The lawsuit over the ‘Kimberly’ scent was boring.”

Kylie, who had been filming the whole argument for her Snapchat, finally spoke. “Honestly? I like ‘Blast.’ It’s punchy. It’s modern. Our name ‘Heart’ sounds like a grandma’s potpourri.” One week later

“I’m not eating that,” she said without looking up. “It represents empty calories and empty promises.”

Rob threw his hands up. “You guys are insane! It’s a word! She didn’t steal anything!” Kim holds her phone aloft