Je--e - Barbie -dir. By John Buchanan- Apr 2026

Buchanan cuts from this discovery to a real archival clip of a 1960s Mattel factory—women with hairnets assembling thousands of identical smiles. The implication is devastating: Barbie isn't a woman. She is a product that dreamed it was a woman. It would be remiss not to mention the audience walkouts. At my screening, a group of women wearing "Barbie Est. 1959" t-shirts left during the third-act monologue where Unit 01 confronts a giant, floating Sindy doll (voiced by Tilda Swinton). The Sindy whispers: "You are the tapeworm of the toy box. You ate joy and shat out consumerism."

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If you go into Buchanan’s Jeune / Barbie expecting the glossy, nostalgic camp of the 2023 Greta Gerwig blockbuster, you are walking into the wrong theater. Buchanan, the experimental auteur behind the unsettling Suburbia Zero and the silent epic Porcelain Skin , has done something both perverse and brilliant: he has taken the most manufactured icon of American girlhood and turned her into a post-human elegy. The film’s title is a puzzle. Officially stylized as Je--e - Barbie , the missing letters are never explicitly confirmed in the dialogue. Some critics argue it is Jeune (French: young), pointing to the film’s obsession with premature aging and cosmetic decay. Others insist it is Jesse —a ghost name Barbie whispers to a discarded Ken doll in the second act. Je--e - Barbie -Dir. by John Buchanan-

John Buchanan has done the impossible: he has made the plastic cry. And you will feel guilty for watching.

Buchanan himself said in a recent Sight & Sound interview: "The dash is the doll’s soul. It’s the thing Mattel erased when they molded the plastic. My job was to find what lives in the hyphen." Unlike the linear joy of Gerwig’s Barbie Land , Buchanan’s film is a jarring, tactile nightmare. Shot on grainy 16mm film with a palette that bleeds neon pink into sickly gray, the plot follows "Unit 01" (Harlow), a Barbie who gains sentience not through a magical journey to the Real World, but via a crack in her left thigh.

Have you seen Jeune / Barbie ? Did you walk out during the "Molded Men" ballet sequence? Let me know in the comments below. Buchanan cuts from this discovery to a real

It’s brutal. It is also brilliant. Jeune / Barbie is not a movie for children. It is not a movie for people who want to feel good about their nostalgia. It is a movie for those of us who grew up brushing synthetic hair and wondered, Who is brushing ours?

Note: Since "Je--e" appears to be a redacted or stylized word, this post assumes the missing letters spell "Jeune" (French for "young") or "Jesse," focusing on a surreal, arthouse interpretation of the Barbie mythos. Beyond the Dreamhouse: Deconstructing Pink in John Buchanan’s ‘Jeune / Barbie’ It would be remiss not to mention the audience walkouts

There is a moment exactly 47 minutes into John Buchanan’s controversial new film Jeune / Barbie where the title character—played with vacant terror by newcomer Mia Harlow—stares into a funhouse mirror at a Malibu beach party. She doesn’t see her iconic ponytail or her arched feet. She sees a void shaped like a woman.

The crack is the film’s central metaphor. Through it, we see the pink foam interior of her construction. We see the wires. We see the suffocation.