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“Your Substack engagement is down 12% month-over-month. Your ‘Toxic Alpha’ post only had a 40% open rate. We need to pivot to video.”
Miranda is reading a book called The Joy of Staying Single . “The risk-free rate of return on my own company is infinite.”
In the city where assets are always appreciating, four friends navigate the brutal IPO of modern dating, where the only thing more volatile than crypto is a text back. HDSex and the City
Samantha emerges from the pantry, wearing a man’s shirt. “Ladies, I’ve decided to take him private. The leverage is delicious.”
The next morning, sunlight bleaches the deck. The four women sit in Adirondack chairs, hungover and hopeful. “Your Substack engagement is down 12% month-over-month
Charlotte sighs dreamily. “I swiped right on a man who grows heirloom tomatoes. He promised a ‘biodynamic connection.’ We split the check 50/50, but he made me pay for the carbon offset. Is that a red flag?”
Samantha grins. “Perfect. I’m a hostile bidder. I don’t ask permission.” “The risk-free rate of return on my own
She takes a sip of her champagne and laughs. “I just realized something.”