A fighter gets thrown into an industrial meat grinder. Another hangs off a moving truck while the third accidentally suplexes himself off the roof.

Final shot: All four characters pass out at once, limbs tangled like spaghetti. The PS3 startup sound plays, distorted.

Screen flickers like an old CRT TV. Wobbly, gelatinous characters stumble onto the screen.

"Split-screen chaos. Lag not included."

Four players crowd around a tiny TV. The fighters — a Beefcake, a Ninja, a Trashcan Cop, and a floating Chicken — flop and punch in slow motion.

"Gang Beasts — not actually on PS3. But if it were, your friendship would still end here." Would you like a shorter caption, a meme text, or something for a custom PS3 case cover art?

"No physics. Just vibes. And broken staircases."

"Remember when ragdolls ruled the couch?"