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(Cut to a raptor learning to use a turn signal — incorrectly. It just claws the light off.)

(Opening shot: Dramatic, Oscar-bait music. A lone valet stands in an underground garage. A T-Rex tries to fit into a compact spot.)

(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.)

(Final shot: The valet stands alone in the rubble of the garage, holding a single, unscathed “Claim Check #84.” He looks at the camera.) funny cartoonporn

(Cut to the valet, radio crackling.)

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JURASSIC PARKING — This Summer, Validate Your Fear. (Cut to a raptor learning to use a

“The Trailer for ‘Jurassic Parking: A Valet’s Nightmare’”

“In a world…”

“You’re gonna need a bigger ticket stub.” A T-Rex tries to fit into a compact spot

“One man… one ticket machine that only takes exact change… and 12 tons of prehistoric road rage.”

“Tip your valet. Or else.”

“I should’ve worked at Chuck E. Cheese .”