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She stared at him. Then, despite herself, she laughed. He pulled her up, and they slow-danced in the chemical fog, stepping on a forgotten bag of potato chips.

The problem? Lily was teething. And screaming. A sound like a tiny, furious police siren.

"You know," she said, refilling his water. "My first boyfriend gave me a potato. Baked. He said it was 'the heart of the earth.' I cried for a week. But now? I'm a waitress. And he works at a potato factory. So really, I won." Familia Moderna 1x15

Through the door, Manny's voice was muffled but dramatic. "I can't go, Gloria. Zoe from Spanish class gave me a candy heart that said 'FRIEND.' The rejection is crippling."

Jay, tying his tie in the mirror, grunted. "Good. Saved me ten bucks on a limo. We're going to a steakhouse. Just us. No teenage moping allowed." She stared at him

"Phil," she wheezed. "This is our worst Valentine's Day ever."

"Why?" Claire asked, exhausted.

Back at the Dunphy house, the fog cleared. The kids were asleep. Claire and Phil lay on the attic floor, staring at the broken star projector that now only showed a single, steady dot of light on the ceiling.

They arrived at the bistro. Lily screamed. The maitre d' gave them a table next to the bathroom. Mitchell tried to enjoy his escargots while Lily grabbed his tie and stuffed it into her drooling mouth. Cameron, attempting to be romantic, started singing a lullaby in French. The couple at the next table asked to move. The problem

Meanwhile, at the Dunphy house, chaos was a three-ring circus.