Behind him, Maya snorted. “Did you just romance a motorcycle ?”

However, I can write a short fictional story based on the title “Date Banger v0.2” as if it were an in-development indie game. Here goes: Patch Notes for the Heart Based on: Date Banger v0.2 (fictional)

The screen flickered—then resolved into a rain-streaked parking garage. His character, grease-smeared coveralls and all, stood facing two doors.

“Apologize to Cass (the gearhead ghost).” Door B: “Challenge Rex (the motorcycle who definitely has a crush on you).”

“Rex’s headlight flickers. ‘…Apology accepted. But don’t stall on me again.’ +5 RELIABILITY.”