Mega — Asterix Y Obelix Contra Cesar

"Much bigger. And much more... meg a," the herald said. "He invites you—no, he dares you—to a contest. A single combat. Your strongest warrior against the might of Caesar Mega. If you win, Rome leaves Gaul forever. If you lose... your village becomes a parking lot for chariots."

He fired a net made of electric cables. It trapped Asterix. Then he stomped toward Obelix, his iron foot leaving craters in the stone.

"System... failure... reboo—" ZZZT.

"Asterix! The crystal!" Getafix shouted from the stands. Asterix y obelix contra cesar mega

"Don't hurt me!" he whimpered. "I was just the accountant! The real Caesar fired me for losing Britannia! So I built this fake Mega suit to scare everyone into obeying me!"

Obelix, who was busy eating a wild boar, looked up with crumbs on his chin. "Is he bigger than the old one?"

Asterix, Obelix, and Getafix traveled to the new Roman Colossus—a stadium twice the size of the old Colosseum, built entirely of black marble and flashing bronze mirrors that focused sunlight into deadly beams. "Much bigger

When the smoke cleared, a skinny, pale, bald man crawled out from inside the mechanical suit. He was shivering.

One crisp autumn morning, a Roman chariot, polished to a blinding, obnoxious shine, pulled up outside the village gates. It wasn't the usual battered cart of a legionary. It was pulled by six white horses with golden bridles. From it stepped a herald wearing a helmet with a giant holographic eagle projecting above it.

"Choose your champion," Caesar Mega laughed. "Or I will send all of them at once." "He invites you—no, he dares you—to a contest

Asterix drank his potion and jumped onto the scorpion's tail. "He’s fast, Obelix! Aim for the power core—it must be somewhere on his chest!"

"Foolish Gauls," Caesar Mega said, raising his brass cannon. "I have downloaded the fighting styles of every gladiator in history. You cannot defeat data."

CRACK.

The end.

Inside, on a golden throne floating above the arena via magnetic rocks, sat Caesar Mega.