"Robert... kitne aadmi the?" (Robert... how many men were there?)

(snaps fingers): "Teja. Teja. Teja. Kaun hai Teja? Main hoon Teja. Ab sugar dega, warna mera ‘cutting’ teri chaai nahi — teri ungli ki hogi." (Teja. Teja. Teja. Who is Teja? I am Teja. Now give the sugar, or my ‘cutting’ won’t be for your tea — it’ll be for your finger.) [SCENE: ROBERT (SHAKTI KAPOOR) REPORTING TO TEJA.]

"Samajh nahi aaya, Masterji." (I didn’t understand, Masterji.)

"Toh pachees aadmi ka kya karunga? Chaar kaafi hain. Chaar aur ek main — paanch. Paanch bandar ka plan samajh." (What will I do with twenty-five men? Four are enough. Four plus me — five. Think of it as a ‘five monkeys’ plan.)

"Aadmi, sahab." (Men, sir.)

Here’s a sample text that mimics the tone, humor, and rhythm of subtitles from Andaz Apna Apna (the classic 1994 comedy), focusing on iconic scenes and character quirks.