No! That’s George’s memory! I can’t let a bunch of flat-footed cops paw through it. Julian, you said you could get it back to the countess discreetly?
I don’t have five hundred dollars! I just spent my last savings on a new waterbed. The old one deflated during a… vigorous evening.
The club is cheesy. Red velvet, a three-piece band playing “Feelings.” BLANCHE is wearing the fake necklace. JULIAN is supposed to meet them there to take it.
The only pretender in this house is Blanche when she claims she’s only had one glass of Chardonnay. The Golden Girls - Season 4
(clutching her throat): ARRESTED? Me? Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux? In orange ? That is not my color, Doctor!
The necklace is around BLANCHE’s neck. She’s in a tight, gold lamé dress. ROSE is wearing a sensible floral mumu. DOROTHY is in her standard black shift dress. SOPHIA is in a track suit.
I knew it. That necklace is the only thing in this house with a more dubious past than Blanche’s datebook. Act Two: The Living Room. Later. Julian, you said you could get it back
I’ve been called a lot of things, Blanche. A friend, a roommate, a towering pillar of sarcasm. But never an entourage. Does it come with a per diem?
She’s a crazy old lady who’s usually right. And frankly, you don’t have the pallor of a museum curator. You have the pallor of a man who rents tuxedos by the hour.
The money I was saving to have a young Pablo Escobar airbrushed onto a velvet painting. The old one deflated during a… vigorous evening
And to not being in an Italian prison!
Oh, that’s beautiful, Blanche. Like a drop of blood from a very fancy vampire.