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There is a sentence you never expect to read, and then there is that sentence.

Humanist Vampire. (I have a strict moral code, even in my hunger.) Seeking. (I am lonely. I am looking for you.) Consenting Suicidal Person. (I am terrified of causing pain. I need you to tell me it’s okay.)

Go find it. It’s on MUBI in most regions. Bring tissues. Leave your cynicism at the door.

I stumbled across the title Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person late on a Tuesday night, and I honestly thought my algorithm had finally broken. I laughed. Then I stared at it. Then I realized I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

It is the funniest, saddest, most romantic Rorschach test I have ever seen. The premise is simple: Sasha is a vampire. She has a problem. She is cripplingly, painfully empathetic. Unlike her boisterous, bloodthirsty family, she cannot bring herself to hunt. The sight of a human’s fear, the sound of their pulse spiking—it makes her physically ill. She is, for all intents and purposes, a vampire with a panic disorder.

But the genius of the film is that Paul isn't actually looking for death. He is looking for a reason not to die. And Sasha isn't looking for a meal. She is looking for permission to exist without guilt.

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If she finds someone who wants to die… isn’t that ethical? Isn’t that a win-win? She gets to survive; he gets to stop hurting. Here is where the movie breaks your heart in the best way.