Not a normal lemon. The Lemon of Absolute Sourness , harvested from the tree grown in the ashes of a citrus god. She had saved it for the final boss.
“Citric acid neutralizes the potassium alkaloid,” she said. “Basic food science.”
She squeezed.
She reached into her gi. Not for a weapon. For the one thing the Banana King could not metabolize.
She had trained for this. Twelve months of dodging falling coconuts in the Tropics of Doom. Meditation beneath the hum of fluorescent ripening chambers. She had learned to split a banana hair-splittingly thin with a single chopstick. But nothing prepared her for the Peel of Command . Nai-s Training Diary -Final- -Banana King-
A lemon.
Silence.
Nai-s picked up her voice recorder. “Final update: Victory. The Banana King is now a banana republic… of one. A very sad, sour banana republic.”