The magic of the Portable version was its audacity. I could work on the site during computer lab at school (booting from the USB stick because the school PCs were locked down like prisons). I’d tweak the hover effect on the navigation buttons—that satisfying, chunky rollover that only a vml or a poorly sliced Photoshop image could provide. I’d use for the header and footer, a feature that felt like sorcery. Change it once, and the whole 12-page site updated. Sure, the generated HTML was a crime scene of proprietary <!--[if gte mso 9]> tags and meta name="ProgId" lines, but it worked . It displayed consistently in Internet Explorer 6, which, in 2006, was the universe.
Of course, there were cracks in the facade. The Portable version was fragile. Open a .html file created in Dreamweaver, and FrontPage would "help" by rewriting all your clean <ul> tags into nested <p> monstrosities. Use too many dynamic effects (the infamous "hover buttons" that required Java applets), and the portable executable would crash with a silent, devastating Microsoft FrontPage has encountered a problem and needs to close. The undo history was shallow. And God help you if you accidentally used the "Themes" feature—your entire site would suddenly look like a 1998 CD-ROM encyclopedia.
The challenge: the rink’s owner, "Crazy" Carl, only had a decrepit Windows 2000 machine in the back office. No CD-ROM drive. No admin password to install software. He looked at me, sweat beading on his brow. "Can you do it?"
The portable nature changed my workflow. I carried the site in my pocket. I’d add a new product page on the library computer. I’d fix a broken image link on my uncle’s laptop during Thanksgiving dinner. I even once made an emergency edit on a friend’s iMac G3 running Virtual PC 7, just because I could. Microsoft Frontpage 2003 Portable
The man behind the counter, whose name tag read “Terry” and whose glasses were held together with electrical tape, saw me looking. “That little gem?” he grunted. “Took me a week to make that. Stripped out the bloat, the registry calls, the activation nonsense. It runs entirely off a USB stick. 128 megabytes.”
The workspace was a symphony of late-90s UI design: chiseled toolbars, beveled buttons, and the three sacred tabs at the bottom: . I loaded up a project for a friend’s fictional skateboarding brand, "Zero Gravity Decks."
It loaded.
I opened an old project—a half-finished site for a skateboard brand that never existed. The shared borders were broken. The hover buttons were red X’s. The HTML was a mess of p.MsoNormal and xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" . The tab showed a jumbled approximation of a layout.
The town’s local roller rink, Skate-A-Rama , asked me to redesign their web presence. They had a static, one-page GeoCities relic. I pitched a full FrontPage 2003 masterpiece: a splash page with an animated construction worker GIF, a "Rink Cam" (a static JPEG updated manually every hour via FTP), and a schedule table with alternating lavender and periwinkle rows.
I paid him five dollars and a half-eaten bag of sour gummy worms. The magic of the Portable version was its audacity
I pulled out my keychain. The translucent blue USB drive gleamed under the fluorescent lights. "Watch this."
By 2010, the world had moved on. WordPress was king. HTML5 and CSS3 made FrontPage’s table-based layouts and font face="Arial" tags look like ancient runes. The portable version began to refuse connections to modern FTP servers that required SFTP. The WYSIWYG preview pane showed broken layouts because IE6 emulation was no longer enough.
But in the tab, my original teenage words were still there: <h1>Welcome to Zero Gravity Decks</h1> and a marquee tag that said <marquee>New decks every Friday!</marquee> . I’d use for the header and footer, a