"See you next week. Bring a calculator. And maybe a will."
If you have a chaotic substitute, lead them toward another problem. Two chaos sources cancel each other out. Manual de Supervivencia Escolar de Ned 1x8
Screen cuts to black. The sound of a single, unclaimed sock tumbling in a dryer echoes. "See you next week
Cut to the basement. The lighting is fluorescent and sad. A large bin overflows with single gloves, outdated textbooks, and a mysterious wig. The sign reads: Two chaos sources cancel each other out
"The first rule of Substitute Survival: Never assume they know the lesson plan. Ninety percent of substitutes are either retired grandparents who hate you or performance artists waiting for their big break. Mr. Belvedoni is the latter."
Belvedoni claps his hands. "Alright, carbon units. Today we explore interpretive geometry . Please bend your protractors into the shape of your inner sadness."
"Some substitutes are actually trained assassins from the Board of Education. For those... there is no tip. Just pray."