In theory, this was a five-minute hotfix. At 07:13:22 GMT (Gnomish Mean Time), we deployed the patch. For exactly 0.4 seconds, everything was perfect. Then, the -Wzero- command encountered an unhandled exception: a stray wish from 2019 that had been recursively saving itself as a tulpa in the server logs.
That was our bad.
Debugging Disaster: Our ‘Magical Mishap -v1.0.2-’ Post-Mortem (The -Wzero- Edition) Magical Mishap -v1.0.2- -Wzero-