"Premium silicone or not, you can't just launch circus props at people without a waiver. Did you provide a waiver?"
"Valid. Fine print that requires a magnifying glass and a priest is unenforceable." WITNESS TESTIMONY (Optional) Witness (Karen – sister): "I still flinch at balloons. And I can't look at a red nose without crying. My therapist says I have Circus-Related Stress Disorder ." Lomp-s Court - Case 3
Presiding Judge: Judge Lomp Bailiff: [Name, e.g., "Officer Tweedy"] Plaintiff: [Character A] Defendant: [Character B] Case Type: Small claims / Civil dispute SCENE OPENING Bailiff: "All rise! The Honorable Judge Lomp presiding. Order in the court!" "Premium silicone or not, you can't just launch
"Noted. I'm adding $500 for the therapist's future coffee fund." VERDICT Judge Lomp: "After reviewing the evidence – including the defendant's alarming enthusiasm for clown-based warfare – I find the defendant liable ." And I can't look at a red nose without crying
"It was in 4-point font, Your Honor. Behind a coffee stain."
"A clown head? In this economy? Defendant, how do you plead?" DEFENDANT'S STATEMENT (Character B) Defendant: "Not guilty, Your Honor. The order form clearly said 'surprise inside' . I gave them a surprise. It's not my fault they lack a sense of humor. Plus, the clown head was premium-grade silicone."