Yes, darling. You’re the emotional support familiar now. Jeffrey is the future. He already optimized our ghoul rotation. We saved three minutes per feeding.
Jeffrey’s eye twitches for the first time. Lo que Hacemos en las Sombras 6x1
A knock. The door creaks open.
I need the dental.
The living room is a chaotic mess of overturned 18th-century settees and a single, inexplicably buzzing neon sign that reads “BLOOD HAPPY HOUR.” Yes, darling
(without looking up) That would be me. Welcome aboard. I’ve already flagged a dozen microaggressions in your onboarding packet. Let’s go over them. One by one. In reverse alphabetical order. wild-eyed) holds a glowing plasma ball
NADJA (40s, regal in a tattered gown) stands over a laptop. LASZLO (40s, wild-eyed) holds a glowing plasma ball, fascinated.