(not looking up from hammering a nail into her desk) Only if we can use yours as a punching bag.
Later, babe. Class dismissed! Don’t forget—shenanigans are the true core of jujutsu.
(from Yuji’s mouth, one eye opening on his cheek) If you don’t shut up, I’ll turn this classroom into a bloodbath. Jujutsu Shenanigans Script
(patting Yuji’s head) See? Even the King of Curses loves improv comedy.
…That is the most Sukuna-finger-licking question you’ve ever asked. (not looking up from hammering a nail into
(raising hand enthusiastically) Gojo-sensei! Can a Domain Expansion be used to open a pickle jar?
A messy classroom at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Yuji, Nobara, and Megumi are supposedly “studying” cursed energy theory. Gojo bursts in with a bag of jelly-filled donuts. GOJO (striking a pose in the doorway) Good morning, my adorable little disaster magnets! Who wants to learn about Domain Expansions? Don’t forget—shenanigans are the true core of jujutsu
I will end you.
(floating a donut with Infinity) Children, please. Today’s lesson is Practical Cursed Shenanigans . Rule one: never let Nobara near a voodoo doll of me.
(vanishing and reappearing behind Megumi) Wrong! High-five Technique exists. I made it up just now. It’s called Boogie Woogie Palms .
Jujutsu Shenanigans – Script Excerpt