House Party All | Alcohol Locations

Every good house party is a journey, and the alcohol isn’t just in one place—it’s a treasure hunt spread across the entire geography of the home. Here is your field guide to the key locations.

For the connoisseur. The quiet kid from accounting is sitting in the dark, cross-legged, holding a bottle of unopened bourbon they brought for themselves. They will not offer you any. You respect that. house party all alcohol locations

Usually a large, blue, industrial-strength cooler filled with a fifty-fifty mix of ice and lukewarm seltzers. This is where beer goes to die and be resurrected at 1 AM. Bring a flashlight on your phone; you’ll be elbow-deep in slush, searching for anything that isn’t a hard kombucha. Every good house party is a journey, and

Wine bottles someone stole from their parents' rack. A half-empty bottle of Jägermeister passed around like a ceremonial relic. The lighting is bad, the carpet is damp, but the energy is high. This is where the "expensive" liquor gets poured with a heavy hand. The quiet kid from accounting is sitting in

Every good house party is a journey, and the alcohol isn’t just in one place—it’s a treasure hunt spread across the entire geography of the home. Here is your field guide to the key locations.

For the connoisseur. The quiet kid from accounting is sitting in the dark, cross-legged, holding a bottle of unopened bourbon they brought for themselves. They will not offer you any. You respect that.

Usually a large, blue, industrial-strength cooler filled with a fifty-fifty mix of ice and lukewarm seltzers. This is where beer goes to die and be resurrected at 1 AM. Bring a flashlight on your phone; you’ll be elbow-deep in slush, searching for anything that isn’t a hard kombucha.

Wine bottles someone stole from their parents' rack. A half-empty bottle of Jägermeister passed around like a ceremonial relic. The lighting is bad, the carpet is damp, but the energy is high. This is where the "expensive" liquor gets poured with a heavy hand.