P.S. Don't forget to talk to the donkey. He has the best dialogue. P.P.S. Yes, you can cremate the bishop. We won't tell. Would you like this converted into a plain text file, a fake .nfo ASCII layout, or tailored for a specific torrent or warez forum post style?
If you've ever wanted to run a medieval funeral home, compete with the local Inquisition, and build a tavern that serves beer brewed from wheat grown by zombies on soil fertilized with human ash... then grab your shovel. Your graveyard awaits. Graveyard Keeper Collectors Edition-DARKSiDERS
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Keep it dark. Keep it digging.
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