"Do not be alarmed. Satisfaction is mandatory. But joy—joy is a limited resource. We have borrowed from your future. You will be satisfied. You will not be happy."
And in the darkness, Leo heard a voice—calm, administrative, infinitely patient—say:
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The room temperature plummeted again. Leo's breath came out in thick clouds. The gummy worms on his desk began to move—not much, just a slow, writhing crawl toward the edge of the bag. He stood up, knocking his chair backward. The screen followed him. The text updated: "Do not be alarmed
"Acknowledged. Initiating optimization. Please wait."
His phone buzzed. A text from his ex-girlfriend, the one who'd left him two years ago: "Hey, I know it's late, but I've been thinking about you. Are you okay?" We have borrowed from your future
"Welcome, User Leo. Your satisfaction is our purpose. Please rate your current satisfaction level (1-10):"