“Follow That Ass – not because it’s small, but because it’s YOURS. Lifestyle tip: your body is not a problem to solve. It’s a party to invite people to. And tonight’s entertainment was a masterclass in showing up. #FollowThatAss #BigButtsLikeItBig #LeeMadeMyYear”
“You see this woman?” Lee said, gesturing to Haze. “She’s built a lifestyle brand on joy. She’s got 200,000 people who tune in every week because she makes them feel seen. What have you built, King? A keyboard and a bad attitude?”
Ten minutes later, she pushed open the door of a retro roller rink called Skate Trix . The disco ball spun. And there, at the center of the rink, warming up in metallic purple shorts and a crop top that read “PLUMP & PROUD,” was the legendary Lee—international burlesque icon and body positivity activist.
And the troll? Last anyone saw, @SkinnyKing4Life had changed his bio to: “Recovering hater. Currently learning to skate.” Want a sequel? Maybe Lee and Haze open a lifestyle brand called “Big Energy” — part fitness, part fashion, all sass. BigButtsLikeItBig - Assh Lee -Follow That Ass- ...
Lee spotted Haze and glided over, all muscle and grace. “You must be the one who DMed me. The ‘Follow That Ass’ girl?”
The chat went nuclear. Haze paused, wiped her brow, and read the comment aloud. Her smile didn’t drop. Instead, she leaned into the camera.
“You know what, King? I will follow this ass. Right now. In fact…” She grabbed her phone and typed with her thumbs. “Let’s see where it leads.” “Follow That Ass – not because it’s small,
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Within 48 hours, the video had three million views. Lee DM’d her: “Next time, you teach me the wrap dress tutorial.”
A plus-size lifestyle influencer known as @BigButtsLikeItBig turns the tables on a body-shaming troll with the help of a surprise cameo from her idol, the one and only Lee. And tonight’s entertainment was a masterclass in showing
Lee grinned, took Haze’s hand, and spun her onto the rink. Together, they skated a slow, powerful lap as the rink’s speakers blasted Lizzo. Then Lee stopped, faced the phone camera, and pointed at the comment from @SkinnyKing4Life.
Haze nodded, breathless. “Yes, ma’am. I thought—well, for tonight’s entertainment, I wanted to show my followers that following your passion means following your whole self. Including the parts the trolls hate.”
Hazel “Haze” Rodriguez had one rule for her Instagram Live show, Follow That Ass : no negativity in the chat. Every Thursday night, two thousand loyal fans tuned in to watch her blend lifestyle vlogging with high-energy entertainment—think dance cardio in sequined leggings, then a ten-minute tutorial on how to style a wrap dress for a job interview.
“Maybe stop following that ass and start losing it. #SorryNotSorry”